He wanted to check his e-mail.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I want a divorce
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
He wanted to take a month off.
Because it was a freight!
He wanted to make a clean getaway
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
He wanted to see the floor show!
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Because it was More ER Tea.
Because they don't want the siren to die.
A small medium at large.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
He wanted to find Pluto!
She wanted to be a nurse.
I want you inside me.
She wanted to rock and roll
Whinny wants to!
They always want to play leap frog with him
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
A stool sample.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Cantelope
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Garry Oldman.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Diversion Mary
She wanted to be on time.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
She wanted to tease hair
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Watson the menu
He wanted to work overtime.
Look ma, no hands!
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Because it wanted autumnomy
Nothing. She is fine.
An icebreaker
Because he wanted just ice.
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
Garbage collectors.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Anything you want to - it can't here you!
TMI Burton.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Tattoo master
A drama-dairy.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Because they want to.
Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia
Turkey.
She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
A gras shopper.
They want to make ends meet.
He wanted to be cool.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
I'm not Willie Nelson
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
One's wanted.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Mas cow.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
He wanted a law-suit
He didn't want to stake his tent.
I said I'd take either/oar.
When it's sycamore.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Anytime he wants to go.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
A golden receiver!
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Thunderstorms
Because he enjoys living in denial.
A Lot.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Because he was using too much fowl language
A Perch!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
A cruise
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Wizz Air
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
She saw the salad dressing.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
An Urn-ado.
Because Chernobyl fallout
Moo Zealand!
Poke 'em on.
You poke 'em on.
