He raised Cain.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
I ain't Willie Nelson.
Brigham Young
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Student: "Alive".
He wanted to get joint custody.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Because she didn't want to go.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
She thought she was a dromedary.
You don't want to look down.
A Krismas goose.
She wanted to be the center of attention.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because it's their sen-pais
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
It wanted to be a power plant.
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Wait at the buzz stop.
He wanted rich milk.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Carrie Fisher.
They want Gore in 2000.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Wait at a buzz stop!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
They never want to log off.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
We don't want any treble
But you cantaloupe!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
He wanted to keep his spirits high.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You don't want beef with me
Wild Twerky!
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted to go bear foot.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
He wanted to sing higher!
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
She wanted to chanel her inner child
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
A Drag Queen
Removed
He wanted to have some stage presents.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She wanted to get a dark tan.
He wanted to improve his bite.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
She wants 8 (ate) more.
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
You're not owld enough.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Middle East
No, YOU the bomb.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
It IS what it IS.
Baghdad!
Alley-oop Akbar
Soba noodles!
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
Paul gas coin!
Third grade
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
It lacks gravity.
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
Because they can.
