Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Let my peephole grow!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
She wanted a new website.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
This post.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
There was a lot of ham in him.
He wanted to work overtime.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
Ans: Hodor
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
Because you want them to work don't you
They wanted a better celery!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
It did snot want to be late
Polly wants a firecracker!
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
He paws-ed it!
And why don't they want him to go
As a Canadian, this offends me.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
I really just want to know.
Anywhere he wants to.
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Catch.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
He wanted a higher education!
He wanted Mark Antony!
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
A Regis Error.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
He wanted a Czech mate.
Just Do It
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
He wanted rich milk.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
He wanted to get his Car tuned
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I want a divorce
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
He wanted to take a month off.
Because it was a freight!
He wanted to make a clean getaway
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
He wanted to see the floor show!
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Because it was More ER Tea.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Because they don't want the siren to die.
A small medium at large.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
He wanted to find Pluto!
She wanted to be a nurse.
I want you inside me.
She wanted to rock and roll
Whinny wants to!
They always want to play leap frog with him
He didn't want to taco 'bout it
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
A stool sample.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Cantelope
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Garry Oldman.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer
Diversion Mary
Because Chernobyl fallout
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
The Auntie Christ.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Because deep down, they're good people.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Exchange him.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because they want to.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Dos Eggys
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
