The family size.
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Baana
Yes, I'm completely sure.
He wanted to make some doe!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Nothing!
He brews!
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Because he wanted a tight seal.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
NOICE!!!!
A cognac
All I want for Christmas is yeux
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Anything you want. He is 'armless
Harrelson's woodie.
He didn't want to be called chicken
Who wants to know?
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
DATERADE
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
Because he was stuffed!
A Cache-Advance
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Krillex.
Whatever you want
Miracle whip.
It was two tired...
Because they like to pump kin.
A. Betty White.
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
Because they take a fence to that.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
That's all.
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
Sue.
I don't have time for your ship.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Amuse me first...hahaha
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Prolly wanted a cracker!
Tummy, my X-Men!
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Just for the halibut.
Okay, you start.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
I'm game.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Both want to be real boys
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Toucan play at that game!
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Democracy
I don't want to taco bout it.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Because they want the D.
Let's be avenue.'
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Because you always want another one!
Oh, Plebes.
They want to finish before it's cool.
They both want to bury their bone.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
Because it had too many threads.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
He wanted 2 hit singles
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
When the monkey wants its bum back?
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
A SAIYANtist!
They're two Maine streams.
As Many Times As It Wants!
Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
Because they want to.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Ben and Jerry's....
Uncle Ben's...
A family friend paying a visit.
Tooth hurty
Putin on the Ritz.
Because they find it insaltine.
Because they're all dead
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
A pianist
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
