Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
An old man yelling at the cloud
No-stalgia.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
No one.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
He wanted rich milk!
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
Because it might Pikachu.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
He wanted to see time fly!
He just wants her to be down to Mars
So he could break out.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Skelly-vision!
He didn't want to play second fidel
They want to.
Suture self!
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
He wanted stable employment
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Because they gave him Aang-xiety
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
('He wanted cold hard cash!')
He didn't want any glaze in the military
He wanted to go to high school.
Don't you want some bunny to love
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Just ice.
He wanted to double his prophets.
A Small Medium at Large
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
He wanted to buy stock options.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
They both want to make it rain.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
Because he didn't want toupee.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
He'd get it.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
All rice, all rice, all rice
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
She didn't want to litter
Econoclasts.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
He wanted to hang with his family.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Me: You mean after I die, right
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
He raised Cain.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
I ain't Willie Nelson.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Student: "Alive".
He wanted to get joint custody.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Because she didn't want to go.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
She thought she was a dromedary.
You don't want to look down.
They are out standing in the field
A field of corn.
Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
A Daeshboard
Because the steaks are too high.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Paul gas coin!
Paulinating.
For disturbing the peas!
Chickpeas
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Exchange him.
