('He wanted cold hard cash!')
He wanted to go to high school.
Don't you want some bunny to love
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Just ice.
He wanted to double his prophets.
A Small Medium at Large
She wanted to lay it on the line!
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
He wanted to buy stock options.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
They both want to make it rain.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
Because he didn't want toupee.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
He'd get it.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
She didn't want to litter
Econoclasts.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Me: You mean after I die, right
They don't want to have to retrain them.
He raised Cain.
Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Well, certainly not a billionaire.
I ain't Willie Nelson.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Student: "Alive".
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Because she didn't want to go.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
She thought she was a dromedary.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because it's their sen-pais
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
It wanted to be a power plant.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Wait at the buzz stop.
He wanted rich milk.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
They want Gore in 2000.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Wait at a buzz stop!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
They never want to log off.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala
We don't want any treble
But you cantaloupe!
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
You don't want beef with me
Wild Twerky!
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
He wanted to go bear foot.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
He wanted to sing higher!
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
He didn't want to be Obeast.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Removed
He wanted to have some stage presents.
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Wishful thinking. Obviously
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Tukaluk
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Baghdad!
Iran!
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Peas and franks.
They're an anti de-present.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
A zoo-t suit!
