St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Uta Hagen daz.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because the only constant is change.
They don't want to!
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Ayy lil' mayo.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Namaste
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Socrates
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
One of them you want to see a lot less of.
When do we want 'em? Time machines!
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because he was a fungi
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
One of them is actually wanted!
She saw his Onix harden.
He wanted to see time fly
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
The clam before the storm!
Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho
To get a long little doggy.
To get rid of his tesserection
He wanted to be on time.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
Because he wanted to...
Italian
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww
So he could go to Otter Space.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
Cos they're always pro-Bono
Nothing, she's fine.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Cause they want the D.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
I'm not Willie Nelson.
They don't want to pay for mods.
A cab.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
The tip!
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because no one wants them.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
Pepperoni and cheese.
Want to date hot Russians!
Because Greece lightening
Cant-elope
Because 'Illinois you!
Au nevoir.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
An anarchid.
Because they don't want a man lost!
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
They don't want to be spotted.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Check, mate!
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
It e-loaf-es!
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Don't poop where you scoop.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
Human Resources.
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because X Marx the spot.
Because he was out standing in his field.
They are out standing in their field.
Because he went crackers.
Because polly wanted a cracker
Because there are too many Targets
Dora the EXPLODER
Soba noodles!
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
