570+ Funny S Jokes - Curious Supply

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Whats a frogs favourite website??

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

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