Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

The pencil has a point

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

Who is Superman's brother?

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?