Cut Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.