Amaized.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Guacamole.
Trick question, it cuts itself.
With a pair of Caesars.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
To cut the corners!
A sawhorse!
Guacomole.
She identified as pump-kin.
Shear laziness.
Squish it in your hand.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Cut it in half.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
He wasn't cut out for this.
Cut the rope
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
It was stumped.
With a seesaw
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Eclipse it.
Lil Caesars
The baa-baa shop.
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
All their statements are baseless.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Because Santa came early!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
The knife was really dull
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
I'll meet you at the corner!
The Incredible Sulk!
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
D, M, C, and A.
Humor is a shift of wit...
One.
