What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations