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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.