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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator