What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.