What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.