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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?