Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.