Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.