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Mel Gibson Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.