Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

You might also enjoy:

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

What did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.