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Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned