Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes