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Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)