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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.