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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.