Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in