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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!