Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
A liar.
To say Hello from the other side
A berry bubbly bunny.
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
I don't know. Neither did she!
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Hey forget about it
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
The collie wobbles!
Halfway.
Spotted click
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Winnie the Pooh!
A hum dinger!
He was rushin'
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
A Philistine with two mommies...
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Cause I stepped on it.
A bi-polar bear.
A stinkasaurus!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Social justice.
A poke-mon!
HellIfIknow
Fire Quackers
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
A walkie-talkie.
A buffaloaf.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
A golden receiver!
Willing suspension of disbelief.
A tater tot.
Gravi-tea!
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Cross country
Hush puppies!
A fowl ball!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
A bird that talks in morse code!
Robbery with violets!
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A sheep that can round itself up!
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Masterchief
To get to the other tide
To bask in social approval.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Dental floss!
A pork chop.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A boar constrictor!
Infantry!
All sorts of antics!
A Doberman fincher!
To say hello from the other side.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
El' if I know.
The Easter Blarney!
A honey bunny.
Helefino.
A big mac.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
25 years in prison
A fangfurter!sna
A book.
Because it's a pastor)
An animal that puts you out a night!
A good Friday
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Monkfish!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A party line!
To break on through to the other side.
A Piecycle.
A kangamoo!
A slippery customer.
The Site-anic.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Ewoked.
Kicked out of the petting zoo
Who else would follow a chicken
They looked both ways before they crossed.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A humburger.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Radio waves!
Because of you.
His son with the xbox.
A half decent person.
No. -How
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Don't look I am changing
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Karma-vore
Because they get under your skin.
Skin-diving!
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
The windows milk shake!
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Caucasian
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
