Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Social justice.
A poke-mon!
HellIfIknow
Fire Quackers
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
A walkie-talkie.
A buffaloaf.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
A golden receiver!
Willing suspension of disbelief.
A tater tot.
Gravi-tea!
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Cross country
Hush puppies!
A fowl ball!
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
A bird that talks in morse code!
Robbery with violets!
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A sheep that can round itself up!
To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.
Masterchief
To get to the other tide
To bask in social approval.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Dental floss!
A pork chop.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A boar constrictor!
Infantry!
All sorts of antics!
A Doberman fincher!
To say hello from the other side.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
El' if I know.
The Easter Blarney!
A honey bunny.
Helefino.
A big mac.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
25 years in prison
A fangfurter!sna
A book.
Because it's a pastor)
An animal that puts you out a night!
Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Monkfish!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A party line!
To break on through to the other side.
A Piecycle.
A kangamoo!
A slippery customer.
The Site-anic.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Ewoked.
Kicked out of the petting zoo
Who else would follow a chicken
They looked both ways before they crossed.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A humburger.
A smokesalottapotamus.
Radio waves!
Because of you.
A crab apple!
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
A crashing bore.
Puff pastry!
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
A smell that keeps coming back!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Triggernometry
Toot and Car Man.
Just for the halibut.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Something that goes straight for the juggler!
Tele-Scope.
Sing* Hello from the other side!
A firequacker
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
To get to the other bride!
An animal that talks your head off.
To get to the other aside!
She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
A milkshake!
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
A bite in shining armor.
Frost bite!
Walking Jk rolling
A boeing constrictor
A long necked toothbrush!
RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
They don't.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
A woman.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
A bite-time story.
A wok.
He woks.
A. He uses "windows".
The outside
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
