Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
A cruiseifixion.
He was two chickens
Because chicken.
A dairy potter.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
A box hedge fund!
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
It was Nervous
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
To get to the other side!
A polar bear
To get to the... side.
Don't stick around to find out!
Because he wanted to...
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
To get to the other tide.
To get to the dark side.
To crunch numbers.
Steel wool
Dew diligance
An investigator.
To get to the middle.
I'm Crossed.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
God is the answer.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
A!
To get to the other bribe
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
About halfway across.
A greydient
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
The MaxiPad
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
I'm the wiener!
By crossing the Finnish line!
The Triple Entendre.
Removed
Big holes in your garden
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
An Investigator.
Potato!
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
It chickened out.
Jacks on Jacks off
To get home.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Edward Snowed-in
A cosh(x/a)
He died on the cross!
It was stuck to the chicken.
As far away as possible. shameful
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because it didn't.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Messie.
A half decent person.
DINO-MITE!
To see the chicken strip!!!
Ell if I know.
To get to the same side.
A boomerang
There were no roads!
You get high.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
To get to the udder side
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
He had friends on the other side.
To get to the other side.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Because he never really was on your side.
Me! That hurts!
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
Canada.
A Lenintil...
To get to the dark side...
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A moo-suem.
In his Taurus!
A Chrysler
Crossfit
420 raze it!
Walking -Jk Rolling
Leave them to slug it out.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
To say hello from the other side.
They lived hoppily ever after!
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
To get to the Other side
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
