To get to.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because he was crossed.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
Something punny.
A pugilist!
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!
A cat.
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
Dead in a tunnel.
A cruiseifixion.
He was two chickens
Because chicken.
A dairy potter.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
A box hedge fund!
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
It was Nervous
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
To get to the other side!
A polar bear
To get to the... side.
Don't stick around to find out!
Because he wanted to...
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
To get to the other tide.
To get to the dark side.
To crunch numbers.
Steel wool
Dew diligance
An investigator.
To get to the middle.
I'm Crossed.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
God is the answer.
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
A!
To get to the other bribe
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
About halfway across.
A greydient
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
The MaxiPad
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
I'm the wiener!
By crossing the Finnish line!
To
The Triple Entendre.
Removed
Big holes in your garden
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
An Investigator.
Potato!
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
It chickened out.
Jacks on Jacks off
To get home.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Edward Snowed-in
He forgot the safe word.
A cosh(x/a)
He died on the cross!
It was stuck to the chicken.
As far away as possible. shameful
Shredded tweet.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because it didn't.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Messie Thank you and goodnight.
A half decent person.
A cross-wok.
DINO-MITE!
To see the chicken strip!!!
Ell if I know.
To get to the same side.
A boomerang
There were no roads!
You get high.
Jesus going up for the cross!
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
To get to the udder side
Because nobody is looking for them.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Me! That hurts!
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
He woks.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
A lamingTON!
Lots of training.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
