What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden