What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!