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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.