What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!