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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!