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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden