Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
An offer you can't understand.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
A double crosser.
A cry for Alp!
Dead.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
PC Plod.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
The old switcheroo.
To say hello.... From the other side.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A hoppercraft!
A Utahraptor
Kung Food!
Tarzan stripes forever.
A jumbo yeti.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Because he never really was on your side.
No new messages.
A common tater!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
A Columbus.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
You get to the other side.
To get to his website!
Dr. Drake.
To get to the other cider.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
In a bucket
A Pi fighter
A puff-adder
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Collie-wood!
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Because the chicken was having a day off!
To be on the safe side!
A wake-up call!
A flossopher!
A star-spangled banner
Go go power rangers!
Star Warts!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
I'm a wiener!
A cross walk
Women Say the Darndest Things
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Cosecant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
A spooksman!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Cross mouse cards!
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
I don't know but it would slow him down.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Snakes and Larders!sna
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You would get severe frostbite.
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Communionism
Elephantgiraffesin()
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Because it's a chicken.
A cricket ball!
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
Because that's what they did last year.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
A bigger target.
A croaker spaniel!
Cross fit
He did lots of cross fit
A budgerigrrrrr!
Smolger's. <.<
Pingu-Pong!
A bunion.
A computer with a lot of bites!
A Mexican moose
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Wet.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Yoda-ling
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
They vote
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
It ran out of juice!!!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A half decent person.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
She couldn't solve inequalities.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
