Kicked out of the petting zoo.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Oddfeld...
A redhead who can tan.
Johnny Cage
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because there were "Too Many Cooks".
By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.
Nothing as they cannot breed with each other
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He was two-tired...
Sushi could get to the other side.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Loo-Loo!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
A door to door salesman!
A smooth operator!
Well, the cross was a big plus
A boa constructor!
A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
An offer you can't understand.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
To get to the other side.
A Wienerschnitzel.
The world's slowest vampire.
A monster with an all-over perm.
A very upset child.
Bugs Bunny!
There was a traffic jam.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Sir Loin!
A humdinger.
A sourpuss!
A collie-flower!
The Netcracker suite.
A fangfurther.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
The Illuminaughty
Curly hare.
A bear faced lyre!
The Masked-quito!
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
A Star-Spangled Banner.
He had to get a new goat!
Because he didn't truss it.
The Baaahaaamaaas!
Something that stinks and stings!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Cross country
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
His friends egged him on
To get to the *other side*
Kitty Perry
A messy cage.
When you are a mouse!
Light ale!
Because it was a double-crosser
Oil of Ole'
A presidestrian
Cannibals.
A cowch potato!
Wet feet.
Freedom.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
A trip to Israel.
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
Lots of very worried dogs.
A Drill Sergeant
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
To get to the other slide
You get light music.
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Bell-bottoms!
For the insurance money.
To make sure his cross fit.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
It doesn't matter.
It wanted to get to the other site!
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
An Algo-rhythm.
Something from another universe -ity!
To get to the other tide.
A fangster.
In a bucket.
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
So the other side could get to him
Carrion my wayward son
A lot of crackling on the line!
Hop suey!
An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
A Meringueutan
To get the Yolk Rite.
Bike carbonate of soda!
Because they couldn't cross the streams.
A bouncy castle.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
A day old reddit post.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
He worked it out with a pencil.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
Because he crosses everything.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Because it had no guts.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
A potato.
Because he was a potato!
