A flossopher!
A star-spangled banner
Go go power rangers!
Star Warts!
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
I'm a wiener!
A cross walk
Women Say the Darndest Things
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Cosecant
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
A spooksman!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Cross mouse cards!
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
I don't know but it would slow him down.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Snakes and Larders!sna
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You would get severe frostbite.
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Communionism
Elephantgiraffesin()
Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.
Because it's a chicken.
A cricket ball!
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
Because that's what they did last year.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
A bigger target.
A croaker spaniel!
Cross fit
He did lots of cross fit
A budgerigrrrrr!
Smolger's. <.<
Pingu-Pong!
A bunion.
A computer with a lot of bites!
A Mexican moose
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Wet.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Walks away*
('A jump rope')
Iran!
A bah-humbug.
A fowl smell!
Hare spray.
Frostbite.
To get to the other slide.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
The kernel was looking for him.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
With a victim cleaner.
He flips houses.
Because no one would care that he died.
Heairs.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
No. -How
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Employed people.
Hit the road, Jack.