A crab apple!
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
A crashing bore.
Puff pastry!
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
A smell that keeps coming back!
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Triggernometry
Sarah Jessica Porker
Toot and Car Man.
Just for the halibut.
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Something that goes straight for the juggler!
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Tele-Scope.
Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')
Chelsea.
To get to the other side
Sing* Hello from the other side!
A firequacker
No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
To get to the other bride!
An animal that talks your head off.
To get to the other aside!
She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
A milkshake!
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
A bite in shining armor.
Frost bite!
Walking Jk rolling
A boeing constrictor
A long necked toothbrush!
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
A firequaker!
A jet setter!
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Columbus.
You get a short circut.
A lumpy milkshake.
A stripey jumper!
A Kong - vict!
Hell if I know
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
A Giving Christmas Tree
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
A cat-a-logue!
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Smelly beans!
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
A pachydermatologist.
A Mars-upial
A croaksman!
It didn't like being double crossed.
A mad scientist.
Deus Ex Macarena
Steven Spellberg!
A bird that lays down!
A bit of a shock really!
Cross country.
Hare in your milk!
A. A diplo-croak-us.
Mickey Mao.
A Walkie Talkie
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Bicycle petals!
A terrified postman.
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
A flat fish!
To go to the Gun Store!!
Just the tiger
Big holes all over Australia!
Teargas
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Ell if I know!
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Very big worm holes in your garden!
Bumpkin pie!
Bubble and squeak!
To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.
To get to the Reich side
He was snowed in.
Because it was a little chicken.
Because he crosses everything.
A rabbit that says "Ribbit."
A slowpoke!
An Easter basket case!
To cross the border into Canada.
You can't cross a scalar and a vector.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
A Nobel Prize
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Look ma, no hands!
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
Business.
Get off me homes.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
He didn't have the guts for it.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
In bearracks.
Afroturf
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
