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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).