When Jesus went up for the cross.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
Because he got nailed on the boards.
He got crossed up.
When it's thrown from a short distance.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
They're only really popular in America once every four years.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).