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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "