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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.