What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.