What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground