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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.