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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.