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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."