Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection