Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
A change is as good as a rest!
Reptile - disfunction
Does it really have to be a lightbulb?
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
4 or 5.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Who says it's dark
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
No one knows it's never happened.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
5,6,7,8
FORE!
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
13. Number 9 will shock you!
To change his jockeys.
I'm not sure, It's always changing.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
Because they spend too much time changing.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
He liked to chop and change!
Why don't we have both
The changing rooms!
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Church
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
Change.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
You are the banner of my existence.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Put it in a square cup
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Two at most.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Me, and only me!
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
None. We pay a German to do it.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
They change into brrrrrro's.
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
More guns.
A nickeless cage.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
To get to the other side.
Why does it have to be a group activity
None. The sockets all went with the house.
CHANGE!
Changing attire.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
To change sides.
Not all of them.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
They're all too afraid of change.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Who's asking
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Look a squirrel!
Yarn.
We're on our sixth.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None, because they can't change anything.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Let's go fishing
There's really no sure way to know.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
To get to the other side
To get to the other side!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
A what?
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None, we just swap out your whole house
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Lightbulb.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
I see my ex came by.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Don't worry he'll let you know
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
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