A nickeless cage.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
To get to the other side.
Why does it have to be a group activity
None. The sockets all went with the house.
Changing attire.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
To change sides.
Not all of them.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
They're all too afraid of change.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Who's asking
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Look a squirrel!
Yarn.
We're on our sixth.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None, because they can't change anything.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Let's go fishing
There's really no sure way to know.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
To get to the other side
To get to the other side!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A what?
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Should it really be a lightbulb
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
None. It will happen itself.
How many did it take last year
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Toucan
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Need to know ASAP.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
All of them.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
One Brazillion.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None cuz it's already lit af
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
CHANGE!
None that's a hardware problem
I don't know... it keeps changing.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Let's go ride bikes!
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
They pay their debts on time.
Just a little before Eve
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Cos they are afraid of Sin
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
