Zone Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Car Part Jokes More Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.