How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
A millennial falcon.
The game.
You look elephantastic!
They compliment each other nicely.
Wanna go ride bikes
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
Less than twelve parsecs.
One, plus or minus one.
With Little Caesars
They only had two cars.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
It gets toad away
When it's becing toad!