Zone Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Twilight Zone Jokes More Twilight Zone Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Girl Friend Jokes More Girl Friend Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!