M'lady
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
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They're both tearable.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Oh, I can't complain.
They all fell off a truck.
From Vato Zone
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
You're dead to me.
Big Brudder is watching you
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
NASA.
Go and retrieve her!
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
