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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

How's your visit in North Korea?

Can't complain...

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.