Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
It depends on Deus Voltage
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
A Werehouse.
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Cocaine.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
None *et al.*
I don't know...
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
They are always asking for change.
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
None, the room is already lit.
Fish
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Probably one but you can't generalise.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
There's really no sure way to know.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
It was supposed to be in place last week!
He calls it a work of art.
Because he was afraid of change.
Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Juan.
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
He's got more money than cents
There can be only one.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
There still working on it...
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Don't look I am changing
Vending machines.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
Depends what you want it to change into...
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Two, two, two
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Ya know what Just screw it.
None, they prefer natural light
Because he might Pikachu!
It's independent of population size.
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I don't know, you tell me.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Tell it to change its socsks!
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
5,6,7,8.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
A brunch.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
One Brazillion.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Tell them its almost over
Wild Twerky!
Another, Juan
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Me: The babysitter
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
