Change Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Dose Jokes More Dose Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.