None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
More guns.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Many hands make light work.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Well many how???
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
To get to the other side.
To get to the otherside!
None. PETA can't change anything.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Make that change
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
Change?
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
None, we just swap out your whole house
None, PETA can't change anything.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
He has a reptile dysfunction.
Just Juan.
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Chicago.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
No one knows they never keep the house!
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
It doesn't matter.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. But he wishes it took two.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many did it take last year
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
One, but it takes 7 years.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
Removed
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
None, that's what interns are for.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
That's not funny...
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
I don't know, I am on hold.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
Define "light bulb".
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Lightbulb What lightbulb
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Because you have to change them.
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
It wanted to get off its ash.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
I'm tired!
A tire
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Ya know what Just screw it.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Only the good die, Jung.
Canadians became *penniless*
William Shatner
