The answer may shock you.
One, or two? One, or two?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
None, he lets the knives do the work
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
Sean Murray and PS4 users
None. They can't climb the ladder.
Nun.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
None. Its already lit, fam.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
Madagascar
You weren't there, man!
To get to the other side.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
None. They can't change anything.
None. It's too dark.
None cuz it's already lit af
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but they need a backup.
One
None, that's what students are for.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The white amount.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Change??
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
They're afraid of change.
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Because he might peek at chu.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He Brexit!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Don't look! I'm changing!
Salmon
One, plus or minus one.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Smallpox
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that
A fish
Lets go play on our bikes.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
About 8000
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It has to change for itself.
None, because they can't change anything.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Over 9000.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
Because he had a dying light
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
One.
Zero.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Juan.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Look a squirrel!
Everything's gonna be all white.
A $100 bill makes change
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
Because they were cutting corners.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Too much work.
Canteloupe
OVER 9000
Trans-Fender.
I don't care. You pick
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Need to know ASAP.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Because the only constant is change.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
When their lips move
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Because he feels for everyone.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
