It gets Dhaka
He didn't give a hoot!
Because it happened in the *past*a.
It got all sappy
The crews got marooned
You dye a little on the inside.
Pyrex
UCLA.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
They get toad!
It grows a Moostache.
They gave him his money back.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
It made him shy!
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Diamond
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
He had him newt-ered.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
He was impeached!
They interrobang!
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It set!
It gets wet.
Oxidants happen,
Because then World War 3 would never happen
It bucked!
He just beetled off!
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
A moot ant
He got atomic ache.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A mirage!
It floats.
He gets Thor arms!
Most weddings happen in June.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They both went a little batty.
Yule be happy!
He threw it.
The police made him bring it back again.
It got stuck in 9/11
It never happens just once.
Ooops... wrong sub.
It gets dark.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
You have an oxident.
None of your business.
She was ex-spelled.
They had a wedding reception.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He got toad
You see L.A.
It gets buzzed!
His mom got soul custody.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
They cook their own gooses!
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
PrecipiSatan
He had a wail of a time.
It's bells sprout.
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
He bowled long hops!
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Niagara Falls
They lived hoppily ever after!
DLC.
Udder chaos!
It turned into a field
Dolla Grills, Yo
Its axle rose.
You get stoned.
You get a dino-sore.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Root Beer Floats!
It popped a wheelie.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
They go sharkers!
He gets Toad
They were PRONOUNS dead
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He was depressed.
Someone gets fired.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
You get a sun *Bern.*
He got autobahned
They broke up.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
It gets curvy.
There was some money in the kitty!
Their Seoul Mate.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Kevin still doesn't know.
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!
Prom
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
They're all about force projection.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
An ill-eagle
Iran