They get toad.
A banana split!
It will be interred.
Frostbite
He made a spectacle of himself.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
He was relieved of doodie.
Head Russian...
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
He got arrested just like you would've.
UCLA.
It slipped a disk.
They can't MOOve
They lived harpily ever after!
They get throne away.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
A Flat Minor
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Canadians became *penniless*
It makes the Dego buy faster.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
The planes kept Stalin.
You get a frostbite.
It oink-urs a fine.
He brexit.
You get rich milk.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
It stole the show!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
They'd form pigget lines.
After a week he was spotless!
It gets Dhaka
He didn't give a hoot!
Because it happened in the *past*a.
It got all sappy
The crews got marooned
You dye a little on the inside.
Pyrex
You Blink Your Eyes.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
They get toad!
It grows a Moostache.
They gave him his money back.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
It made him shy!
Me: I turned 13....
He got off on a technicality
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Diamond
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
He had him newt-ered.
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
He was impeached!
They interrobang!
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It set!
It gets wet.
Oxidants happen,
Because then World War 3 would never happen
It bucked!
He just beetled off!
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
A moot ant
He got atomic ache.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A mirage!
It floats.
He gets Thor arms!
Most weddings happen in June.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They both went a little batty.
Yule be happy!
She had a ball
He threw it.
The police made him bring it back again.
It got stuck in 9/11
It never happens just once.
Ooops... wrong sub.
It gets dark.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
You have an oxident.
None of your business.
She was ex-spelled.
They had a wedding reception.
No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He got toad
Their response Flexicution
You see L.A.
It gets buzzed!
His mom got soul custody.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
They cook their own gooses!
Doctor Dolittle
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Rick rolled.
A hole-y Cow!
Because they are very scentimental.
I wub wub wub you....
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Who is not buying this
Who still doesn't know about milk
Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Because it makes cents (sense).
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
