Tequila Mockingbird
Idk. (I decay)
The chemist may frown.
Depressions.
He experiences culture shock.
Another pops up.
You'll get repossessed!
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
You get Insta-Gram
Everyone got swine flu
Plosive diarrhea
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
They get a fangover.
A spooky dookie.
Is it too basic?
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
He'll re-possess it
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Paranoid!
He got cancelled.
It pulled a mussel.
Linkin Park.
It was sold to the highest Buddha.
She became an anchor...
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
William Shatner
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
The sausages.
He had tentackles.
A 'murical.
It was repossessed!
A song called "My Corona"
The cat shat on the mat.
There was a porkward silence
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
He gets the cold shoulder.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
It rars
You get repossessed.
His shirts get all winkly.
He goes to the Evans
The broom gets sweepy.
He got fired.
She choked.
A trip without the kids
You can't make your van gogh.
It got away!
It got toad away.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
It was taken into custardy.
The cow didn't make it.
All that was left was de brie.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
Another one popes up.
They turn out the lights.
Ginger snaps.
It'll Dimsum.
500 soles were lost.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
It went back 4 seconds.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
The letter M
It wooden go
He gets mourning wood.
They were MAROONED!
He went on furlong-er.
Oh, the huge-manatee
You turn off your playstation.
They get toad.
A banana split!
It will be interred.
Frostbite
He made a spectacle of himself.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
He was relieved of doodie.
Head Russian...
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
He got arrested just like you would've.
UCLA.
It slipped a disk.
They can't MOOve
They lived harpily ever after!
They get throne away.
A Flat Minor
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Canadians became *penniless*
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
The planes kept Stalin.
You get a frostbite.
It oink-urs a fine.
He brexit.
You get rich milk.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
It stole the show!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
They'd form pigget lines.
After a week he was spotless!
The 12th floor.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
He was charged with battery!
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
A pair of Re-bachs.
His lily died
Khakistan!
Because Africa isn't a country.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
