13th Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call an idiot?

You

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day