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13th Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Ayatollah Jokes More Ayatollah Jokes

Who's there! Ayatollah! Ayatollah who?

Ayatollah you already!

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

12th Jokes More 12th Jokes

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.