What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)