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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.