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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.