What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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It was taken into custardy.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.