What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin