I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
He joins AARP
It would've just been "mas".
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You get repercussions
It was an explosive success
Udder destruction!
They ketchup.
He stopped making cents.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
They went down the drain.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Cher nob'll fall out.
It was Lufthansa plane
He went back to square one....
He became Sir Loin
He sat in his own pew.
I reddit.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
You owe them an anthrapology
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
They Argon...
It gets toad away
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
You get Halo-tosis.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
The plot thickens.
He was ill.
To be put out.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
It staged a coup
An innocent bystumbler
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
Sorry, repost
You get a VHS tape.
An amber alert was issued
I don't know, I've never tri
They sue Kabul Yacht.
He became enlightened.
You right a Czech.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
He flew off the Handel
Urine trouble.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You rub them the wrong way
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Removed
They would have discovered Penicil(e)
They end up in a custardy battle.
People got lit and turnt.
Sith happens.
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The letter "m."
He gets stumped.
It chips.
The Rice-child was born.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
You have to get Alloy-er
He was foiled.
They get toad away.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
You are turbanned
Urine big trouble...
He lost the plot.
They Fallout
UCLA
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
They end up in a shallow grave.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
You don't know which witch is which!
She got a Zebra.
He over 'd
He was soda pressed.
Debrie everywhere.
He develops LEPTONspirosis.
They quit smoking.
Rick rolled.
He tripped on acid
They were pitted against each other
A flat miner.
It was an udder catastrophe.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Does it matter?
It Hertz.
You call an investigator
It gets wet.
Jack and the beans talk
They start tipping balls.
The second coming of Jess.
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Banned from
Windows 7 8 9.
You are under arrest.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He was charged with battery.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
Nun!
Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Reality
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
About tennish.
