His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Player: I finished it in three days!
He got the cold shoulder.
He gets claustrophobic!
Donald Ducks
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat!
You get a frostbite!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
He grew up to be a bellhop!
You would rise and shine.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
They got married in the spring.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Benny thing happening!
There's no punch line.
She laid a sidewalk!
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
It gets a lil' kick.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
The police held an inn-quest
She moved.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It doesn't matter.
An Algo-rhythm.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
It got shelved.
She has it bronzed.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
It made him wed his plants!
He lost it.
They get put in prism!
RECALCULATING....*
Pandemonium breaks out.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He cracks up
You sit in your own pew
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
He got impeached!
It breaks the trunk.
There was no reaction
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
It's Bill Withers.
He pasta away
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A Soviet Reunion.
He Ran Solo...
He was 0K.
It knocked him cold.
It caused a revolution.
He got Lemonaids.
Microwave.
He saw stars.
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
They gave him the cold shoulder.
He was sent to the udder side
You get salmonella
It loses its cool.
You let it sink in.
Bacon would go up!
He had a stalemate.
Business kept falling off!
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
I don't know but they're OK now.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
She was beside herself.
He got fired.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
A waynebow.
They have a custardy battle
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
They respawn.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
UCLA
He waits for it at the next stop.
It wood rock.
Pupil: It's stolen!
Nobody nose.
Both crews were marooned.
Fell through the cracks.
He will B flat
This needs to happen.
It eggs-plodes!
It sinks.
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
You suffer from pickled hearing!
She had mittens!
He cracked up.
Nobody's herd.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
They change into brrrrrro's.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
You would get severe frostbite.
There was a run on sentences.
The punchline.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Illumi-naughty
Buggy Jean is not my lover!
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Because it only ate condensed milk!
Cross country
China!
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Nevermind.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
