It never happens just once.
Ooops... wrong sub.
It gets dark.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
It blew up
You have an oxident.
None of your business.
She was ex-spelled.
They had a wedding reception.
No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
He got toad
Their response Flexicution
You see L.A.
It gets buzzed!
His mom got soul custody.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
They cook their own gooses!
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
PrecipiSatan
He had a wail of a time.
It's bells sprout.
You get stoned.
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
He bowled long hops!
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Niagara Falls
Her IQ goes up!
They lived hoppily ever after!
Someone stole the book.
DLC.
Udder chaos!
It turned into a field
Dolla Grills, Yo
Its axle rose.
You get a dino-sore.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Root Beer Floats!
It popped a wheelie.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
They go sharkers!
He gets Toad
They were PRONOUNS dead
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He was depressed.
Someone gets fired.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
You get a sun *Bern.*
She's almost as smart as a man.
He got autobahned
They broke up.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
It gets curvy.
There was some money in the kitty!
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Player: I finished it in three days!
He got the cold shoulder.
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
He gets claustrophobic!
Donald Ducks
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
He had to get a new goat!
You get a frostbite!
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Conception
We still have drugs!
He grew up to be a bellhop!
You would rise and shine.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
They got married in the spring.
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Benny thing happening!
There's no punch line.
She laid a sidewalk!
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
You bust a nut
It gets a lil' kick.
The owner calls Triple Eh.
The police held an inn-quest
She moved.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It doesn't matter.
An Algo-rhythm.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
It got shelved.
She has it bronzed.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
It made him wed his plants!
He lost it.
They get put in prism!
It fro's up.
RECALCULATING....*
Possesion.
He was well arrested!
I glove you.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Check his spirit level.
It will tell you.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Four years in an Ivy League school!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
You skip the punchline.
Sometimes I get the punchline
Because he lives at the navel observatory
He's Biden his time.
A moo'd specialist.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
