There was a face off in the corner.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
Stop fallowing me!
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
A pitchfork
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Minnow-pause
Slow down and use some lubricant.
They went on strike!
A.) Because red means Stop.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
So they know where to stop shaving
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
Winterfell and it can't get up.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Because red means stop.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Stop "Russian"
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
To stop a kid napping.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
They never stop lighting up.
It grows a Moostache.
Because it was 2 turnt up
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
It had a nervous breakdown.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Take away their little brooms!
Paul stop monkeying around!
They are both over the counter strike
Stop playing it cagey!
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Santa stops at three Ho's
He was two tired
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Make him wear shoes.
Me: When are you going to stop
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
They stop calling each other.
Never enough.
The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Don't bite any witches!
Stop crying and viper your nose!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Henopause
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Molest them
A heroine addict.
When it gets a handle on life.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
A paws!
At devil crossings.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
When they get too old.
Because Happy Hour ended.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Because it had ten tickles
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Stop "N Slop Markets"
Stop peaking at me.
Put him in the front.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Take away his credit card.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
They always get jalapeno business!
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
They can't afford to pay respects.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
It wanted to play squash.
Because they like to pumpkin.
A Toy-Yoda
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Legs.
Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
