The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
To stop a kid napping.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
It grows a Moostache.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
It had a nervous breakdown.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Take away their little brooms!
Paul stop monkeying around!
They are both over the counter strike
Stop playing it cagey!
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Santa stops at three Ho's
He was two tired
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
Make him wear shoes.
Me: When are you going to stop
Throw the guy out of the house.
They stop calling each other.
Never enough.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Don't bite any witches!
Stop crying and viper your nose!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Henopause
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
When it gets a handle on life.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
A paws!
At devil crossings.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
Because Happy Hour ended.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Because it had ten tickles
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Stop "N Slop Markets"
Stop peaking at me.
Put him in the front.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
Take away his credit card.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
When you repost it.
To stop getting wet!
Mana-pause
Turn it around.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
The damming evidence
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Stop with the cheesey jokes!
There was a face-off in the corner.
An udder failure.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Stop talking in secret code.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Because it was two tired...
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
The milky way!
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Put a peg on it's nose!
Take away it's credit cards!
Slow down and use some lube
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
He was Squared Straight.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Hide their trainers.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
All the horses drowned
Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.
She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Sir Francis Brake!
When they are read.
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Put him in water!
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
A pig up truck
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Gordan Ramses
Hella.
He moved down-under!!
Sony-stalgia
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
Bigfoot has been sighted.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
Because it's stoned.
Baked Ham
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
It did snot want to be late
