Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Coala
Because he only came once a year
Mrs Claus.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Sleigher.
Slayer.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Santa would never free an elf.
Just-ice
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because of the Santa Clause
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
A Dairy Heir.
Because his parents are vegetables.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A tire.
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Da Rude Sandstorm
To me, to hoo.
A hot dog.
They all live in Arkansas
