Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.