Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.