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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.