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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."