Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.