Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."