What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.