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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.