What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.