What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.