Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.