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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Cause it just means you spit more fire

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.