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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What's funnier than a one liner?

A two liner.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)