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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.