Reelection.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Unbereavable.
A dope ring.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Because it was two-tired.
A receding hare line.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Lickin Lips
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
A wind tunnel!
On duty
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
A Finnish line.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
He's a keeper
Best before...
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
A one night stand with Jesus
The stand-up chameleon.
Stand up!
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Because she can't stand up.
They are out standing in the field
Four abreast!
Because they are out standing in their field.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
A dog.
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
For the watch!
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
It was 2 tired...
He can't stand the 1%
The letter C.
Out of plaice.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Annette.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Mind if I Slytherin
Penny Bruce
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Amen
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Because he was always out standing in his field.
The Y2K deadline!
Standing on his head!
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Freedom of speech
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Well, you're standing naked in my closet...
Officer on doody.
Could they not hire taller dancers
Because he's got rusty knees.
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Turtles all the way down
Because they never stand up for themselves.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
An elephant with an umbrella!
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
He was turning things over in his mind.
Adore stands between us open up!
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Can't they just get taller women
Because it was two-tyred.
Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Oh yeah...39
They stand on their mesqui-toes!
Can't Produce Anything
Because they're out-standing in their field.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
It was two tired.
They are used to being chaste.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
He was always standing up on the job!
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Okay, you start.
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Because they're two-tired.
It's just two-tired.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Aye, there's the wub
So he could save his stool.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
