Make me one with everything.
Head Russian...
Cuatros Cincos
Because it was too tired.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
A wind tunnel.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
He couldn't stand it.
Stand it on four bricks!
Haploid
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
I personally can't stand 5K's
Reelection.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
Unbereavable.
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
A dope ring.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Sarah kept silent.
Because it was two-tired.
A receding hare line.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Lickin Lips
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
A wind tunnel!
On duty
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
A Finnish line.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
He's a keeper
Best before...
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Ereptile dysfunction.
A one night stand with Jesus
The stand-up chameleon.
Stand up!
Hello ladies. Warm enough for you
Because she can't stand up.
They are out standing in the field
Four abreast!
Because they are out standing in their field.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
A dog.
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
For the watch!
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
It was 2 tired...
He can't stand the 1%
The letter C.
Out of plaice.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
Annette.
Nut and bolt
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Drive faster.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Mind if I Slytherin
Penny Bruce
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Amen
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
The Y2K deadline!
Standing on his head!
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Freedom of speech
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Well, you're standing naked in my closet...
Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Give me a ring sometime.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Inke
He brews it.
Pears.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
