At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Turn off the Playstation.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
America.
Using saxitoxin.
The 7th Panzer division
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
2016
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
The sweepstakes.
She was the beast of the show!
Game, *Set,* and match.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
No pun in ten did!
The Game
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)
He turns off his xbox.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Society.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Giant Fish Tanks.
A Chicago Bear
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Bonos.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
The latter represents people that win.
Because they're missing two towers
Atrophy!
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
An attornity.
I replied.
Because the fine bros would sue.
They will never win
Double check, mate
You turn off the lights.
It runs against Hillary.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
He couldn't get a head.
Atrophy
Leonardo Di Cardio
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Parkinson's
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because the bicycle was two tired.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Having legs...
They we're tied!
No one.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
He used the Hookshot!
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
A pair of legs.
Shrekmate.
They keep drawing!
Because they'd Russia lot
She has it bronzed.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
4-year-old: I won.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
A well 'aardvark!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Whoever wins...we lose.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
She soldered on.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
It was won by a hare!
Everything gets recycled.
Their odds of winning are the same
He has so many Bishops!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He turns off the PlayStation.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
A crocodile. -You won!
Good jab.
The champire!
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
I met a knight
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
OC) He already has supervision.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
They're not infallible
Charles your luck on the lottery!
D
A waist of time.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Virgin Mobile
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
Nunavut.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Nurse.
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
The dordogne.
