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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7