Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7