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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4