Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.