Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Prosthetic Limb Jokes More Prosthetic Limb Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even