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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.