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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit?

A Dreddit!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log