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What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.