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What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"