What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.