What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year