What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.