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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.