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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.