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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.