Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.