Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
They don't have wives
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Because women are always right.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
Sandy
Annette.
Women!
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
No, Woman, no pie.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
They could get chapped lips!
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
A positive side....
They both got their fur low.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Nun.
Because it was a total rip-off.
Patty
He was looking for a Czech mate.
Mrs Hawking
Because I ran
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
She couldn't find the Dior
Cos they're playas.
Full speed ahead
A $20 bill
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
It doesn't need cleaning.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Women should be first.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
To give their kids a wide birth.
You skip the flat ones.
They both distrust men.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
To feed her nightmare.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because I'm not a sandwich.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Because nobody is looking for them.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
She was charged with rustling!
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Married.
Because they want to.
Nice tooth.
FeMail.
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
A battery has a positive side.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Annette!
Medium.
Lawsuits.
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
On dos axes
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
9 mouths
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
A dead Jedi" I replied
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Russell.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Don't taste me, bro!
Short John Silver!
They have access to arms.
