Nothing, you've already told her.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Kitchen
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
It doesn't need cleaned.
A widow.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Before 1928, neither could vote.
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
So we can think about a solution in silence
Say something different.
There's a clock on the stove.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Friends
Cher!
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
There's not enough womb!
Their shaky hands!
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Ball bearings and stick shift.
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Lucy
On OkilyDokilyCupid
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
It stares.
Like a sixpack
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
The ATM
Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Well, there is a vast difference.
As long as she is unmarried.
Woman
He snooker in!
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Because we're not all sandwiches
Bernadette!
McLady.
Two women playing pool.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Hangovers go away!
A flirtation device.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
You skip across the flat ones.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
A 20 dollar bill
Women working at 900 numbers.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
OC It was her sole comfort.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
To prevent them from whistling.
The Auntie Christ.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
Four abreast!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Penacilin
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Because they rappel men and women.
Ovarie-z
100$ bill
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Annette
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
They're always right.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
They don't have wives
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
The baby and the dad.
An empty toilet paper roll.
Because women are always right.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Sandy
Annette.
Almond Joy.
Women!
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
It was closed.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Because he got a hole in one!
It had no soul.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
A sweet Dill.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Gorillas in the mist
I put soap and water in there every day...
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
