Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
The Talking Heads
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Baron mind who you're talking to!
Popular
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
An animal that talks your head off.
Because money talks.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
They always talk about how they're from New York.
When you're talking about choices.
Because he's always talking trash.
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Because they're all dead.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
A moo'd specialist.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
You discussed me.
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
They can stick to the subject!
Who said talk is cheap
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Because it doesn't have any hands.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Incommunicado
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
A condescending con descending.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Cell phones.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because they make cents!
Jock the stripper.
Alcohol
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
Stop talking in secret code.
A urinarrator.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
I'd autotune him out.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Au.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
It is always an insecure line!
A morese-quito!
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
The SALT talks!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
I got my hair straightened out.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!
They're antisocial lights.
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
He was waxing lyrical!
They cowmoonicate.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A hoarse fly.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Cellfcentered
A Luigi Board
You don't talk about fight club.
The yakety-yaks!
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A spelling bee!
Student: A teacher!
It's a touchy subject.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
A spelling bee.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Marsh-Mellows
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
A lunartic.
They take the psychopath.
Paranorman
A recipe spook.
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Dis counts!!
Parsing HTML with regex.
Because they're all dead
Carefully
A transit
Clogs.
