3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
By 'elephone!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
It is a breeze
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Send him to polytechnic!
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
The Talking Heads
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
I would never do that. It's the worst.
Baron mind who you're talking to!
Popular
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
An animal that talks your head off.
Because money talks.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
They always talk about how they're from New York.
When you're talking about choices.
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
Because he's always talking trash.
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because they're all dead.
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
A moo'd specialist.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
You discussed me.
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
Joint-Discussion
They can stick to the subject!
Who said talk is cheap
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Because it doesn't have any hands.
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Incommunicado
Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
A condescending con descending.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Cell phones.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because they make cents!
Jock the stripper.
Alcohol
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
3.99 a minute.
Stop talking in secret code.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
A urinarrator.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
I'd autotune him out.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
A-U":
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
It is always an insecure line!
A morese-quito!
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
The SALT talks!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
I got my hair straightened out.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!
They're antisocial lights.
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
He was waxing lyrical!
They cowmoonicate.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A hoarse fly.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Cellfcentered
A Luigi Board
You don't talk about fight club.
The yakety-yaks!
He farts.
A private tutor.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
A bullfighter!
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
Put it down, Tyrone!
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Pregnancy tests
A neighbour!
Because they always miss.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
They're afraid of catching fire!
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
