Coffin
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Reptiles.
Sneakers.
Praystation
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
A Beemer.
Of chorus.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Edam
Quack cocaine
Jedi do that?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
A Clock-18
The Flosberry Flop.
Starbucks
Because she used #nofilter
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Using the lords name in vanity
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Little Caesars.
Electricity.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
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Franchicing
By using a spookey!
Kryptocurrency
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Very limited fonts.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
The one percent
BeeBee guns
Because they use "net" profits
Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.
LinkedIn Park
Because they take things literally.
Pungent
He couldn't decide what font to use.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
It's all right!
Little Caesers
Lieutenant
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
An Illumi-neti pot
He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because they're all pointless
Nothing, the pee is silent
AT & AT.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Re-morse code
He used a Sea-saw.
A telephono lens.
It's often on!
Birkenstock
Because he used a non-stick pan.
Because he charges!
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
You use an o-silly-scope!
Conditioner Gordon.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
To keep geese from speeding!
Infidel Castro
A Sven diagram!
He read that it was an invisible solid.
The cue tip.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
To prevent further breakouts.
It's in the name...
You use a pair of caesars.
Because these colors don't run
Little Caesars
TWERQY.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
A Scamtron.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
It's gone.
Turkey
A log!
A cussomer.
So he'd use natural logs!
Their pacifists
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
He used an eyepatch
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Because lions only understand.rars
A Hun knee comb.
He used cowculus!
Cell shading.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
He used Apple Maps.
Honeycombs!
They use French resistors.
The Apostrosea.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Just-ice!
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
It hurts when IP.
Memementos
He forgot his Loggins
A seehorse.
Bach in the saddle again.
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Herr Jordan
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
To get to the other side.
