She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
One's a grand car and the other's a grand car
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
They're both used to store nuts.
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
They use Force quit.
He didnt use the main stream
They're used to disappointment.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Inflation
Because he was using too much fowl language
The HYAT
Holding the pig together.
Little Caesars.
Camembert
A Czech Republic
Win-Rawr.
Penny...
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
A flatbread truck
Caesars.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Little Caesars
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Mint conditioner.
Electricity.
Coffin
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Reptiles.
Sneakers.
Praystation
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
It always spoils the GoT.
A Beemer.
Of chorus.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Edam
Quack cocaine
Jedi do that?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Unidank
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
A Clock-18
The Flosberry Flop.
Starbucks
Because she used #nofilter
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Using the lords name in vanity
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Slow down and use lube.
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Franchicing
By using a spookey!
Life support.
Kryptocurrency
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Very limited fonts.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
M'Kay
The one percent
BeeBee guns
Because they use "net" profits
Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.
LinkedIn Park
Because they take things literally.
Pungent
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
SCAR-L
He couldn't decide what font to use.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
It's all right!
Little Caesers
Lieutenant
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
An Illumi-neti pot
He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.
A pedi-file
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Because they're all pointless
Nothing, the pee is silent
AT & AT.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
It was a Good Year...
Re-morse code
He used a Sea-saw.
A telephono lens.
It's often on!
Birkenstock
Because he used a non-stick pan.
I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.
Because he charges!
Because they use their head.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None, they prefer the dark.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
Al-gore-ythms
She puts in in the microwave.
JabbaScript
Tele-Scope.
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Mascarpone!
Babies
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
My phone number, call me please!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
To get to the dark side.
It has low shoulders.
